Wednesday, October 03, 2012

Presidential Debate Drinking Game

I have decided to play a Presidential Debate Drinking Game.  Since I have no intention of actually watching the debate yet do have a sense of fair play, I need some 100% foolproof rules.

I have decided, therefore, that every time Governor Romney mentions the words "job creators," I will drink.  When President Obama, on the other hand, utters "millionaires and billionaires," I will drink.

One sip of Guinness Stout approximately every thirty seconds ought to do the trick. Adjust up or down according to your phrases, drinking preferences, age, and county alcohol laws.  Cheers!

2 Comments:

At 6:17 PM, Blogger Fred S Griffin said...

If by chance one of them says something that actually changes your mind, forswear all drink & apply to the noviate progam at the monastary in Conyers. -F

 
At 7:33 PM, Blogger Lee Brewer Jones said...

While my middle son watches an anime cartoon, I am enjoying the back and forth on FB and Twitter about how "our" candidate is totally throwing down on "their" candidate. Every journalist in America is just waiting for a Reagan "there you go again" or a Ford trying to declare Poland free newsworthy moment. If there is, I'll see the video many times in the morning!

 

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